Random annoying things about having kids

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  1. fluffball Brown Belt

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    You never hear about this, but you have to talk when it's not necessary so they can learn language and vocab and stuff. For example if I'm washing the dishes for 20 minutes, I have to jibber jabber the whole time because babies don't know what a goddam spoon is or whatever and need to hear english or they won't ever learn it.

    Washing dishes does not require talking and yet I'm force to so I don't have little Hellen Keller kids. So annoying.

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    That's nothing! I'm in trouble cause my dishwasher only speaks spanish.

    Oh!
     
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    Having them in the first place.
     
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    Everything is a potential distraction or want. Kid sees a blender, can't have it, meltdown, ugh.

    Everything is dangerous. One little misstep and they're busting their heads open, its ridiculous.

    No respect for privacy or other people's things. Leave your pot brownies on the coffee table for 5 minutes and leave the room to return to your kid eating DVD's.
     
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    I'll stick to having pet cats instead of having kids.

    I'm wayyy to selfish and impatient to have kids of my own.
     
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    El Plato naw is clean mister phipps
     
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    My siblings hate taking their kids to restaurants because they raise hell.

    Lol at them.
     
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    They go hyper out of nowhere. Fucking mini crackheads:

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    Can't bang my wife whenever I want because the kids might walk in on us.
     
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    Pros and cons of making babies
    Pro: Making
    Con: Babies
     
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    they are the greatest c*ckblockers of all time
     
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    When they are really young, your day is dictated by when they nap. We make exceptions, but we always try to have our 2 year old napping sometime around 1 or 2.

    How long it takes to leave the house is the biggest for me. When the kids are having a sleepover, it just seems insane how quickly we can leave and get shit done.
     
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    i hate when they dont go to bed when you put them to bed.

    cmon!
     
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    Let's just go down the list real quick:
    • noisy (even in restaurants)
    • known carriers of germs/viruses
    • never seem to carry cash or are able to otherwise pay for their meal/drinks
    • frequent body odor
     
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    Most annoying thing is when people with kids feel the urge to talk about there kids at work ... no one else cares
     
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    Have you ever wondered why women talk more than men and about seemingly unimportant things? Well it turns out theres a biological reason.
     
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    people that have kids then complain about how they have kids
     
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    After school activities are another. Every Tuesday/Thursday after work, I'm going to be rushing to swim practice. Once swim lessons end for the year, T-ball starts.
     
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    Wouldn't know. I make better life choices.
     
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    * dont pay for their portion of the netflix
     
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