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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by fluffball, Feb 21, 2017.

  1. fluffball Brown Belt

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    Your avatar is about to make me wind up with another kid.
     
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  2. snakedafunky Brown Belt

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    There is nothing funnier than a good timed Nazi/Hitler impression or joke.
    Say about the Nazis what you want but they still can bring on the lols 75 years later.

    Also, I doubt that they planted that.
     
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  3. Al Gorithm Black Belt

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    oh fuck off !

    Ill give you kids being annoying as shit at times , who could deny that. Childhood however is a miniscule part of someones life though , and nothing much beats climbing up a mountain or paddling down a river with your teenage daughter or laughing your asses off at the same movie because shes grown up to have a nearly identical sense of humor. Im sure having beer with my boy on 20 years or so will be pretty sweet.

    You must be a pretty lousy son an projecting like a mofo if you truly feel what your post has any validity
     
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  4. Sir Burton Wendy Peffercorn's house

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    My son is almost 3 and I've noticed the small things change every 2-3 months or so.
    Bedtime and eating (well) have always been an ebb and flow issue, but the other stuff gets under my skin.

    - Asking "why?" all of the time, yet not seemingly able to understand the concept of why.
    - Can't bring him anywhere to eat because meltdown.
    - Defiance for the sake of defiance.
    - Meltdown every time I take him out of the bath.

    All in all, he's a good boy (first borns are
    all about parents' validation) but he can get under my skin.
     
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  5. fluffball Brown Belt

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    I don't want to turn this into a preachy thread, but have you tried www.123magic.com books? I only bring it up because it fixes every single problem you brought up. Ok I'll shut up now.
     
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  6. lostdog000 Red Belt

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    sometimes i think if i had a son and he became a wigger-stoner, i would drop him off at the adoption place
     
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  7. clutchCAT420 Brown Belt

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    Aids syphilis and children are lifetime. And no chilling with my 20 yr friendship Bro is not my cup of tea. I prefer a 20yr old gurl next to me. And enjoy telling yourself lies that you are having fun. Ill let you know when the bachelor carefree lifestyle gets old...LMFAO!
     
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  8. steve38 Purple Belt

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    "There's no bad kids.....only bad parents."

    Annoyances can be found in all kids, and that's minor stuff. But you guys with bad kids need to look in the mirror and accept some responsibility for it. It's not that hard to instill discipline and respect in your child and I've been the one to raise my child, mainly for that reason. As a result, we have almost no problems with our daughter. If I left it up to the wife, she would have surely dropped the ball. She's much too soft.

    But, I highly encourage everyone to not have kids unless it's something you really want. Don't do it because of societal expectations, or because your wife wants kids. Either don't get married, or find a wife who shares your anti-kid beliefs, and spare yourself a lot of trouble and help make the world a better place for the rest of us. Just my two cents.:)
     
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  9. Croo67 Purple Belt

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    I haven't got kids, but they are annoying as fuck nowadays.

    I pay my way through college by working part time in a large store. I constantly find myself jumping out of the way of kids that blindly walk into me as I am stacking a shelf or something. Seriously, everyday I am working it happens. I do not remember being that dopey as a kid.
     
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  10. Toastytoy Sleazy

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    this is why god created the woman
     
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  11. Grob Brown Belt

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    Sounds like my wife.
     
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  12. Al Gorithm Black Belt

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    " Lies" ? Ok homie!

    Ive done both , and I wouldn't trade a single thing for my relationships with my kids , youve done one and are speculating about things you cant possibly know , and doing so with feigned authority.

    In other words youre a fuckin moran!

    Ill tell you when that lifestyle will get old cheif , right about the time anybody worth hanging out with either gets preoccupied with their own family or dies , leaving your poor ass ( both financially and relationally) holding your own flacid wrinkled " bachelor life " pud in hand.
     
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  13. Sir Burton Wendy Peffercorn's house

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    Not at all man thanks, I appreciate the relay. I'll look into it.
     
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  14. Alphafail Brown Belt

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    I wish they had an OFF button.
     
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  15. fluffball Brown Belt

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    The site is annoying but the book is legit and seriously seriously works. The dude that wrote it is actually like a court ordered guy, like he's counselled people that pour draino down their kid's throats cuz they won't behave.
     
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  16. Synadil White Belt

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    I don't know about that. My parents were never very loquacious, and both my brother and myself were right on the normal curve for speaking.
     
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  17. steve38 Purple Belt

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    She's not wrong. Glad you made out OK, but it's well proven that talking to your kids more will advance their language skills.
     
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  18. DM1982 Green Belt

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    Alot of parents are hitting these days.

    Just saying, nothing puts the fear of god into a kid i.e. silence, like the threat of violence.

    My old man was always able to shut me the fuck up with a solid right hand to the jaw.
     
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  19. Thurisaz Too dangerous

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    TBH the most annoying thing about having kids is that they mirror your flaws as well as your good qualities.

    It's annoying, but good, since it becomes a strong incentive to do something about them.
     
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  20. Clear Winner Prime Minister of Pars

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    Just wondering. Do you never plan to have kids? If you have a partner, do they not want them? Obviously if you're young, it doesn't really matter.
     
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