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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by fluffball, Feb 21, 2017.

  1. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Youth fades bro. Family is forever. Your children will be loyal if you are a good parent until you die. Ill have my loved ones around me when I die. You will die lonely and surrounded by cats.
     
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  2. Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

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    They sleep in your bed, right now Im on a mattress in the lounge room.
     
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  3. Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

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    My sons 2 and he doesnt slepp at all during the day and if he does hes a little shit from when he wakes untill he goes back down and that will be late as **** because hes not tired
     
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  4. Roca Seek Truth

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    I talk to my baby like I talk in the OT. Stupid little faggot doesn't even understand words anyway.
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one with a crazy kid. The problem though is that he's not even 2 yet and I can't even imagine the 'terrible 2's' being worse then it is now.
     
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    You don't mix professional with personal.
     
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    I know I dont
     
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  8. mooner100 Purple Belt

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    Yeah I know.
     
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  9. mooner100 Purple Belt

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    Does that prospect scares you like a little bitch enough to deal with kids?

    Not saying it's cool or not cool to have one, but you sound condescending as **** when your reasoning is just very selfish to the core.

    Fend your issues for yourself. Don't rely on having kids to feel secure or fill a void. Your kid will never respect you they just do because it's what you've taught them to do.
     
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  10. XalexinchainsX Red Belt

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    Money money money...

    I'm sick of it. Birthday, Christmas, Valentine's day, School events, activities (lessons etc.).

    They are money pits.
     
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    I can't find a girl that will let me splooge in her, so no problemo
     
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  12. HunterIII Brown Belt

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    My son turns 3 in June and he's the opposite it sounds like. If he doesn't get a nap, then he's a little shit from afternoon until bedtime because he's tired. If he naps midday, he's like a normal kid from then until bedtime. He'll just end up going to sleep later, which is annoying. It's either don't give him a nap, he'll be a little shit but go to sleep early. Or give him a nap, he'll be a good kid but won't go to sleep until late.
     
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