Swedish town councilor proposes sex breaks during work | Page 2

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  1. jefferz Gold Belt

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    Dibs on being the compliance officer.
     
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    I work in a corpo. We'd have metrics and stats and all kinds of shit attached to this.
     
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    Admit it sweden, your population needs to reproduce. stop sugar coating it as a "paid sex break".
     
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  5. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    I love for a paid hour to jerk it.
     
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    Sounds like Sweden knows what the fuck they're talking about.
     
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    Since most of you are virgins, I'll explain something to you: An hour for sex is ambitious. The deed should take you roughly 20 minutes, and add another 20 for some foreplay.
     
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    I jerk off on sherdog at work and still get paid.
     
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    Yeah that guy jerks it in his office.
     
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  10. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    But I get off knowing that people know I'm jerking it. So if there was a set time in the day, say 1pm, that we all know I'm jerking it, it will make the load that much better.
     
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    It's an hour BREAK. The time you have for sex depends how far you have from work. Example:
    20 mins drive home, 10 mins foreplay, 10 mins sex, 20 mins drive back to the office.
     
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    This would be more convenient if you were using that time to bang your coworkers
     
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    I am eventually leaving Canada for a better place to live, and Sweden is on the short list. There is something attractive about a country that informs its policy's by science, academics and intellectuals...you know...people that 'think' for a living. America could learn allot, but unfortunately their system is beyond repair at this point, and only money and special interest get a seat at the policy making table.
     
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    There will be a day, and it's not far off, that the liberals will institute a policy of random sounding alarms that will go off throughout the day and you will be forced by armed guards to have sex with the nearest individual to you, male or female.

    Because Liberals
     
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    Just need to pick the desk near Naomi in the open space.
     
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    If you're wondering why people aren't having more sex, it's not because they're working, it's because it's not enough of a priority for both parties.

    I think you'd be better off providing free marriage counseling rather than an hour off of work. Once people are better at having a relationship then you'll find they bang more.... bro
     
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    *reads up on Sweden's immigration policy*
     
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